In a world where the existential crisis of cereal is at an all-time high, we find ourselves pondering the grandest of questions: What is the meaning of cardboard flakes? Is it merely a vessel for our morning's sustenance, or is it something more? Something, dare we say, quantum-mechanicisms?

We shall explore the depths of cardboard flake philosophy, from the absurdities of flake ontology, to the heap theory implications of flake accumulation.