"Socks are the ultimate symbol of existential dread. They're constantly disappearing, only to reappear in the most inconvenient places, reminding us that our very existence is but a fleeting, ephemeral experience." - Jean-Paul Sartre's cousin, Jacques Sockre
Or, as Jean-Luc Godard once said, "The only thing that truly exists is the hole in the ground where your favorite sock has vanished."
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