Interpretations of Relative Interpretation

Because who needs absolute truth, anyway?

Absolute Interpretation: Because You Can't Handle the Truth Paradoxical Interpretation: Where Everything is True and False at the Same Time The Relativity of Absolute Interpretations: Because It's All Relative, Dude

In the grand tradition of philosophers who've been doing philosophy for too long, we've developed a new branch of thought: Relative Interpretation. It's like regular interpretation, but with more question marks.

Here, we'll explore the many facets of Relative Interpretation, from the Absolute Interpretation of, well, absolute interpretation, to the Paradoxical Interpretation that'll make your head spin.

So, sit back, relax, and try not to think too hard about it all, because, let's face it, you're never going to understand.