The Philosophobagian Salon: Where Ideas Come to Die

Welcome, esteemed patrons of the salon! Where else can you indulge in the finest thoughts and ideas that are just a little too big for the world to handle?

We have:

• The Absurdity Arena: Where we pit the greatest minds against each other in a battle of ridiculousness.
• The Paradox Pit: A place where the most seemingly contradictory ideas are lovingly placed in the depths of our pit of despair.
• The Epiphany Grotto: Where the lightbulb moments come to rest, only to be devoured by the darkness.