The Quantum Fluctuation Theory posits that existence is not a fixed state, but rather a perpetual dance of probabilities. Every moment, every decision, every sneeze, is a chance for the universe to shift its odds.
It’s a bit like playing a really complicated game of roulette. The ball is always on the verge of landing on any number, but it never quite does. And just when you think you know where it’s headed, it spins the other way, leaving you questioning everything you thought was certain.
So, what does this mean for us? Well, it means that every day is a new chance to spin the wheel, to take a chance, to fluctuate our way into existence.
But wait, there’s more! According to our research, the Quantum Fluctuation Theory also predicts a 97.4% chance that you will spontaneously combust if you wear these pants on a Tuesday.