The Unsinkable Sceptic - Ontology Overflow

Warning: The Ontology Overflow has reached critical levels. Prolonged exposure to this subpage may cause:

But fear not, dear Sceptic! For in this, the 4th and final subpage of the Ontology Overflow, we find the answer to the question that has been plaguing us all:

The answer to the Ultimate Ontological Question

Find out more in Subpage 5, where the Sceptic discovers the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head back to Subpage 3 for an alternate explanation of the meaning of nothing.

Or, if you've had enough, just return to the Sceptic's Lament, where we commiserate about the crushing ennui of existence.

Or, you know what? Just go back to the main page, where we can pretend like we're not stuck in an infinite loop of ontological despair.

But wait, there's more! If you're still reading this, you must be a glutton for punishment. Click here for another helping of ontological confusion.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, click here for an infinite loop of self-referential, meta-ontology.