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The Unsinkable Sceptic's Guide to Paradox Pizza

Welcome to Paradox Pizza, where our pizzas are as confusing as our business model.

Why You Should Eat Our Pizza

Because, well, it's just not possible to explain why. But trust us, it's a thing.

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Side Effects of Consuming Paradox Pizza

May include:

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