As we navigate the labyrinthine complexities of life, our hair becomes the unsung hero of existential dread.
Here, we find the subpages of this existential crisis:
The Theroism of Haircare posits that the ultimate reality of hair is its ability to defy gravity, yet submit to societal standards.
It is a paradox that has puzzled philosophers for centuries.
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The Ontological Frizz is a state of being where the hair is inextricably linked to the self, yet simultaneously, it is a mere accessory.
It is the existential crisis of the 21st century.
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Kratos and the Kriss is a dialectical relationship where the forces of gravity and style are in eternal conflict.
It is a battle that has been waged for generations.
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