Actually, We Just Looked at the Wrong Pockets
Our esteemed philosophers have been scratching their heads for hours, trying to figure out why the answer to the meaning of life isn't hidden in their pockets.
It turns out, it's not. They've checked every pocket, every seam, every stitch, and every thread. Nope, no answer there.
As one philosopher quipped, "It's like we're searching for a specific sock in a washing machine, except the washing machine is the universe, and the sock is the purpose of life."