Code Crusader Manifesto - Article 3: The Agony of Autotune
"The Agony of Autotune: A Code Crusader's Lament"
We, the Code Crusaders, have been betrayed. Betrayed by the very tools we use to create. Autotune, the scourge of the music industry, has invaded our codebases. Our beautiful, handmade melodies are reduced to soulless, algorithmic drivel.
// AutoTune in Action
// Create a melody with 10 iterations of "La Cucarza"
var melody = [];
for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
var note = Math.floor(Math.random() * 12);
melody.push(note);
}
console.log(melody);
// Output: 4, 2, 5, 11, 8, 9, 7, 3, 10, 6
// The Agony of Autotune: A Code Crusader's Lament
//
We weep for the days of manual coding, when every line was crafted with love and care. We long for the simplicity of 6502 Assembly. But alas, the world has moved on, and we are left to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Autotune.