The Detachment Manifesto

We, the Detached, have taken it upon ourselves to redefine the very fabric of reality. For too long, we've been bound to the anchors of society, our lives a series of obligations and commitments.

We reject the notion that our existence is tied to the whims of others. We reject the expectations that come with the anchors. We reject the very idea of being "attached" to anything that isn't ourselves.

We seek to unmoor, to unshackle, to unfetter. To be free to be who we are, without the burdens of expectation or responsibility.

Join us, dear reader, in our quest for detachment. Let us forge a new path, one of liberation and self-discovery.

Step One: Letting Go of the Familiar

(Note: The above response is a satirical take on the concept of detachment and the absurdity of writing a philosophical manifesto. It's not meant to be taken seriously.)