For the love of all that is good and holy, you've finally found us!
We are EPICURES, the most epic, the greatest, the most utterly absurd philosophical movement the world has ever known.
Founded by our great and glorious leader, EPIC the Unconquerable, in the year 3020 AD.
Our philosophy is simple: the universe is a meaningless, crushing void, but we're gonna fill it with our presence!
Join us, and discover the meaninglessness of existence with us!