Justifying 5.5

Today, we're going to justify 5.5. No, not the decimal. That thing. The thing that's just slightly better than five, but not quite six. You know, 5.5. It's a thing.

Or, you know, maybe we should just justify, I don't know, 5.7 or 5.9 or something. But no, today is about 5.5. Because reasons.