Justifying: The Art of Making Everything Okay
Justifying is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. A way of life that involves justifying everything you do, say, and feel. It's not just about making excuses, it's about making everything make sense.
Imagine a world where everything is justified. A world where you can justifiably eat an entire pizza by yourself, because, "I'm just researching the concept of solo pizza consumption." A world where you can justifiably wear a Hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern, because, "It's making a statement, man."