Or, "How to Be Extremely Unpredictable and Possibly Unhirable"
By Professor B. P. Pessimist, renowned expert in the field of Mood Swings and Extreme Irrationality
Chapter 1: The Dark Ages of Mood Swings
Chapter 2: The Neurochemistry of Mood Swings
Chapter 3: Practical Applications of Mood Swings in the Workforce
And so on... and so forth... and so... you know what, just read the whole thing and see what happens.
Remember, it's all about the art of controlled unpredictability. Practice your mood swings regularly, and you'll be the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.
Go ahead, give it a try. Take the Mood Swing Challenge and see where it takes you!