The ObScure Codes is a series of ancient, arcane texts that hold the secrets of the universe.
Or, at least, that's what we tell the intern.
These codes have been lost to the sands of time, but our team of expert decipherers has managed to crack the codes and bring back the knowledge.
Or, you know, they just made it up.
ObScure Code 1: The Ancient Art of Procrastination ObScure Code 2: The Secret to Making a Good First Impression (While Still Eating Cereal for Dinner) ObScure Code 3: The Art of Writing the Perfect Email to Your Ex (While Still Eating Cereal for Dinner)