OMNISCIENT SYNDROME: The Agony of All Knowledge

Warning: Reading this page may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or an uncontrollable urge to watch cat videos.

Omni-scient syndrome is a rare but debilitating condition in which the sufferer is overwhelmed by an endless stream of esoteric knowledge.

Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable urges to read Wikipedia articles on obscure topics
• Exacerbated anxiety when confronted with simple problems
• Unusual affinity for artisanal, handcrafted, or bespoke products
• Tendency to overthink everything, including the meaning of life

Causes:

• Binge-watching YouTube tutorials on obscure topics
• Unhealthy obsession with being well-read
• Inadequate understanding of the value of 'good enough'

Treatment:

There is no known cure, but our patented Omniscient-Phobia Therapy may help alleviate symptoms.