Philosophy Optional Dancing Techniques: The Unnecessary but Intriguing
1. The Existentialist Shuffle: A Step-by-Step Guide to Questioning the Meaning of Life While Stepping on One's Toes
Are you tired of the usual dance moves that just go through the motions? Do you want to truly experience the existential crisis that is life? Try the Existentialist Shuffle: a dance that's all about questioning the meaninglessness of existence while awkwardly stepping on one's toes.
- Step 1: Begin by staring into the abyss of uncertainty
- Step 2: Question the nature of self and the universe
- Step 3: Stumble over own feet in frustration
2. The Postmodern Prance: A Dance of Self-Referential Nonsense
Are you ready to dance into the abyss of meta-reality? Look no further than the Postmodern Prance, a dance that's all about referencing itself while referencing nothing at all.
- Step 1: Start by nodding to the audience, even though there is no audience
- Step 2: Reference a reference that references nothing
- Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
3. The Absurdist Sway: A Dance of Unbridled Chaos
Are you ready to dance into the void of absurdity? Look no further than the Absurdist Sway, a dance that's all about embracing the randomness of existence.
- Step 1: Start by flailing arms and legs in all directions
- Step 2: Stare intently at a fixed point on the wall
- Step 3: Repeat step 1 and 2 in an infinite loop