Welcome to the paradox of oxymorons, where the most obvious contradictions are celebrated with glee.
An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two contradictory terms, typically to make a point or convey a meaning.
Oxymorons are funny because they often create a sense of irony or unexpected twist, challenging our understanding of language.
But don't just take my word for it! Visit our Oxymorons in Language subpage to learn more about the history and evolution of oxymorons.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Oxymorons in Culture subpage to see how oxymorons have been used in art, music, and literature.
Or, if you're feeling particularly clever, try to come up with your own oxymoron and submit it to our Oxymoron Submission subpage.
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