The Sock Drawer of Infinite Regret

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single sock is a paradox in search of a mate.

But can a single sock be a paradox, if it is alone, yet still somehow connected to its absent mate?

Is it a paradox, if it is lost, yet still holds the memories of its past pair-ness?

Perhaps, it is not a paradox, but a Lost Sock Theory waiting to be solved?

Or maybe it is, in fact, a Sock Paradox, where the very fabric of reality is torn apart by the absence of a matching mate?

We may never know the answer, but we can explore the Sub-Paradox of Socks together.

So, let us wander into the Void of Socks, where the very laws of physics are defied by the presence of a single, solo sock.

Or, if you will, The Sock Void where the laws of logic are torn asunder by the presence of a lone, unpaired sock.