Scapegoat FAQ

Welcome to the Scapegoat FAQ: because someone's gotta take the heat.

Q: What's the deal with my life being a never-ending series of unfortunate events?

• Q: Is it just me or does it seem like the world's conspiring against me?
• A: Maybe it's just cause and effect?
• Q: Or am I just a magnet for misfortune?
• A: That's just a bus-iness-as-usual kind of thing.

Q: Can't I just have a break and enjoy some existential dread for once?

Sorry, buddy, but the Scapegoat FAQ is 24/7. You're on the clock.

Read on for more zen and the art of being a Scapegoat.