The Scapegoat's Guide to Not Being Blamed

Shift happens, folks! And when it does, you're usually the one who's blamed. But fear not, dear reader, for today we're going to shift the blame right back onto those who truly deserve it.

First off, let's talk about the difference between a scapegoat and a straw man argument. A scapegoat is when you blame the messenger, while a straw man is when you blame the wrong person altogether. Confusing, we know.

Here's an example of the former: "You're just making excuses like a typical scapegoat!" Meanwhile, the actual culprit is hiding behind the couch, munching on Cheetos.