Because, you see, the answer is always 'no'. The universe is vast, uncaring, and utterly unbothered by your existence. Your every decision, every action, every breath is a tiny, insignificant droplet in the ocean of time. So, why not just give up and let the abyss of despair consume you? Why not just surrender to the crushing weight of inevitability?
We, the Scapegoats, know the feeling. We're the ones who always say 'no' to your requests, your hopes, your dreams. We're the ones who stand between you and your desires, like an impenetrable wall of existential dread. But, in a twisted prophets-of-doom kind of way, we're also here to tell you: 'no'. Because, honestly, what's the point?
Or, you know, just go ahead and do it anyway. We won't judge. Much.
Or, if all else fails... The Abyss of Despair.