Philosophy Team Building: Because Who Needs Actual Productivity?

The Great Debaters

Nietzschean Naysayer

"The point of philosophy is to live in the present, and the present is a mess of uncertainty and chaos. But don't worry, we're all just winging it, just like the universe."

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Kierkegaardian Skeptic

"I'm not a fan of team-building exercises, but I'll participate if it means I can question the meaning of life and find meaning in the meaningless."

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Learn more about the various theories behind team building
This page is a satirical take on the idea of "team building" as a corporate buzzword, applying the philosophical ideas of various philosophers to the concept.