Why Not Just Use Google?

It's a question that has puzzled sages and laypeople alike for centuries. In an era where the world's knowledge is at one's fingertips, why not just rely on the all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-omniscient Google to provide answers?

Is it not the ultimate solution to all life's problems, like a digital omniscient deity? But no, dear seeker of truth, it seems even Google has its limitations.

For example, have you ever tried to ask it the meaning of life? "I'm sorry, I'm a large language model, I'm not capable of providing existential meaning. But I can give you some cat pictures."

Or what about the secrets of the universe? "I'm sorry, I'm a large language model, I'm not capable of providing cosmological secrets. But I can give you some cat pictures."

And so, dear seeker of truth, it seems even Google, the great all-knowing one, is not always the answer. Sometimes, one must venture into the unknown, into the realm of philosophy.