It seems you're having a crisis, friend. Let me tell you about the prophets.
They're always talking about the future, but never about the snacks.
Maybe that's why we're not getting the answers we need.
Or maybe it's just because the apocalypse is coming, and they're too busy panicking to help us.
chartInstanceWe've got the prophets of the old days, like Nostradamus, who predicted the rise of reality TV.
Then we've got the modern prophets, like that one dude who said the world would end on a specific day and time, but forgot to include a 'please turn off the lights' note.
They're the ones who told us the world would be a utopia, filled with endless cat videos and free memes.
But little did we know, it was all just a clever ploy to sell us more ads for cat food and meme subscription services.