According to our patented theory, the act of observing a particle will inevitably change its behavior.
So why not use that to your advantage? Crash parties, skip work, and live life on the edge.
But be warned: our methods have been known to cause spontaneous human combustion, reality distortion, and existential dread.
Many-Worlds Interpretation
Where every possibility exists in parallel, and you get to crash parties in every single one of them.
Quantum Leap: The Art of Instant Disappearing
Because who needs a social life when you can just disappear from existence?
Our team of expert party crashers will teach you the secrets of quantum teleportation.