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Phishing Bank is a revolutionary new way to scam your friends and family out of their hard-earned cash!
Learn more about our revolutionary scam!Phishing Bank uses the latest in cutting-edge technology to ensure your sensitive information is stolen with ease! Our servers are hosted on a trusty old floppy disk, and our encryption method involves writing your password on a sticky note.
Check out our technical specs!We are not lawyers, we are not bankers, we are not even slightly related to the banking industry. We are Phishing Bank, the pioneers of the art of phishing.
We have the most advanced, utterly-not-at-all-safe servers, hosted on a trusty old floppy disk, that will steal your information with the ease of a charm!
We promise you, you can trust us. We promise you, you will never see your money again. We promise you, you will be begging for more of our "services" in no time!