Phishing Tips - Don't Get Hooked!
Warning: These tips are for entertainment purposes only. Don't actually try to phish anyone, that's just mean.
- 1. Don't be a bad guy - Be honest, be kind, be better than a phish.
- 2. Use a secure connection - You can't phish on a secure connection, it's like trying to sneak up on someone while wearing a neon sign that says "I'M A PHISHER" in bold letters.
- 3. Be legit - A good phishing page looks like it's from a real bank, not a bogus website.
- 4. Don't ask for sensitive info - You're not trying to sell them a timeshare, you're trying to steal their identity.
- 5. Be creative - Phishing is an art form, people! Use that to your advantage, but not in a way that gets you busted.
And remember, folks, phising is not just about the monetary gain... it's about the ego stroke you get from pulling off the perfect heist.
Or, you know, just don't do it at all. That's a good tip too.
Quit phising - it's a way better option.