Phone-Addiction

Warning: Phone-Addiction is a highly contagious disease that can spread quickly through social media.

Causes:

• Constantly checking notifications, even when they're not notifications
• Scrolling through infinite feeds, fueled by FOMO
• Playing 'just one more level' of Candy Crush

Symptoms:

• Thumb-induced carpal tunnel syndrome
• Irreversible eye strain from staring at screens
• Uncontrollable rage when the battery dies

Treatment:

Seek help immediately. Call Phone-Addiction Support Group at 1-800-PHONES-1.

Or, you know, just try Phone-Addiction Rehab for some hardcore intervention.

Or, if all else fails, you can always Phone-Addiction Anonymous it up.