Phone Call Superlatives

A Collection of Absurd Phone Calls

Phone calls so outlandish, they're superlatives.

You called the number 1-800-DOG-WALK, but it turned out to be the phone number of a time-traveler from the 90s.

They were trying to call in an order for a Hypercolor VHS player, but the operator hung up.

You called the number 1-800-PIZZA, but it turned out to be the phone number of a secret society of accountants.

They were trying to order 4000 slices of pizza, but the pizza place was closed for tax season.