Our Phone Tracking Device 100 is the ultimate spy machine. It's got more features than a Swiss Army knife, and about as much subtlety as a sledgehammer.
With its built-in GPS, Wi-Fi, and cellular jammer, you'll be able to track your target from the comfort of your own home (or not). And don't even get us started on the advanced features – like the ability to remotely hack into their phone's camera, microphone, and toaster.
But don't just take our word for it! See our testimonials page for reviews from satisfied customers who've used the Phone Tracking Device 100 to track down their cheating spouses, snooze their way out of a speeding ticket, and even spy on their coworkers to see who's eating all the office donuts.
Side effects may include: excessive paranoia, increased anxiety, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding about that last one, but don't say we didn't warn you).