Q: What is the Phantom Ring?
A: A mysterious phenomenon that makes your phone ring with a strange, unexplainable glow.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Probably not. But hey, it's not like you haven't been warned.
Q: How do I activate it?
A: Look for the hidden button on your phone. It's probably labeled "DO NOT PRESS".
Q: Will it drain my battery?
A: Oh, you bet it will. And also your soul.
Q: Can I turn it off?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver and submit to a series of rigorous, existential questioning.
Q: Is there a support hotline?
A: No, but there's a support chat room on Discord where you can commiserate with fellow victims.