Advanced Scream and Cry Techniques

Scream and Cry for Maximum Impact

Warning: The following techniques require a strong stomach and a willingness to be heard across the office.

1. The Scream-a-Thon

Also known as the "I'm-not-listening-but-I'm-still-screaming" technique. This is where you scream at the top of your lungs, but with your hands over your ears.

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2. Crying Jags

This involves taking a deep breath, and then releasing it as a blood-curdling wail, often with tears and a few strategically-placed spit wads.

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3. The Fake-Out

Wherein you scream at the top of your lungs, only to immediately apologize profusely for your outburst, all while still screaming.

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4. The Scream-a-Tron 3000

This is the most advanced technique, where you use a combination of screaming, crying, and strategically-placed whoopee cushions to get your point across.

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