Technique 6: The Art of Extreme Optimization

Also known as "Phonetically Overloading the Motherboard," this technique is the ultimate in phone hacking. By rapidly pressing the "back" button 37 times in 2.5 seconds, you can achieve a 99.9% chance of achieving phone nirvana, where the screen turns into a kaleidoscope of colors, and the battery life increases by 1000%. Learn more about the next technique, "The Infinite Loop of Rebooting."

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