Here's the thing: we know you love your phone. We know you love it so much that you check it more often than your bank account, your calendar, or your significant other. But let's be real, it's time to take back control.
You're not alone. We've got a whole support group for people like you. We have meetings, we have group therapy sessions, and we even have phone-free zones. It's like AA, but with more likes and followers.