Neo-Brutalist Phone Throwers Insurance Claim Form

Fill out this form to report your phone-throwing-related injuries

Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any brain damage caused by excessive phone-wielding.

Phone Thrower's Information

Phone Model: Condition of phone at impact: Throwing Distance (in feet): Description of injury:

Also, please select any applicable subcategories:

Throwing at a cat
Throwing at a child
Throwing at a potato

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