Phone Throwing Technique

Learn the ancient art of hurling smartphones with precision and finesse!

Developed by the Phone Throwing Institute, this technique has been refined over centuries to ensure maximum impact and minimal phone damage.

The Basic Technique

1. Hold the phone with a firm grip, fingers securely wrapped around the device.

1. Visualize the trajectory of your throw, taking into account the air resistance and gravity.
2. Rotate the phone to maximize the impact area.
3. Release the phone with a smooth, flowing motion.
4. Catch the phone, or prepare for impact.

Advanced Techniques

For the more experienced phone thrower, we offer:

• Spin Cycle - a variation on the classic technique, adding a spin to the throw.
• Phone Ninja - a stealthy approach, using the phone as a projectile.
• Phone Bonk - a high-impact, bone-jarring technique.