Thowing it at Animals 101: Because Who Needs Finesse, Anyway?

Chapter 1: The Basics

First, find a willing participant. This is key. Don't bother with animals that are clearly not amused. You'll only end up with a scratched phone and a bruised ego.

Next, choose your weapon. Phone models with a sturdy build, preferably those with a rugged design, are ideal. Avoid those with delicate screens or fancy cameras. You don't want to risk ruining a perfectly good phone.

Throwing Techniques 101

• 1. The Classic Flip: Hold the phone vertically and flick it with your thumb. Simple, yet effective.
• 2. The Spiral Toss: Spin that phone around like a frisbee, but don't blame us if you end up with a face full of bruises.
• 3. The Sneak Attack: Crouch behind a wall, phone at the ready. When they least expect it, throw. But only if the animal in question won't notice.

Advanced Thowing

For the truly adventurous, try these:

• 1. The Double-Throw: Throw the phone, then the animal, then the phone again. Repeat as necessary.
• 2. The Phone-Swapping Toss: Trade your phone with a friend, then throw theirs. It's like a real-life phone-based game of hot potato.

Common Sense

Don't do these:

• 1. Throwing at pets. That's just cruel.
• 2. Throwing at children. Don't be that person.

Conclusion

We hope you've found this guide to be... enlightening. Now go forth, phone in hand, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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Safety Tips, Because You're Probably Going to Need Them

Play with Your Friends, But Not with Your Phone (We Mean That)