Phone Link FAQs

Q: What is the purpose of the phone links?

A: They are used for emergency teleportation to a random location, because who needs a map?

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home, or anywhere, or under any circumstances. We're not responsible for any dimensional instability.

This response includes a link to a subpage that explains what happens if you teleport too many times, because, let's be honest, who hasn't been there?