Where the algorithm goes to die
Hashtags are just like tiny, tiny flags Stories are just 15-second time capsules Polls are just for drama Your friends are just for likes Drama is just for breakfast, lunch, and dinner Notifications are just a constant stream of anxiety Breakups are just a form of digital amputation Ephemera is just for the forgetful Lost and found is just a game of hide and seek with yourself The algorithm is just an all-knowing overlord Ads are just for the desperate