Welcome to the Phrase Builder 3000, the ultimate tool for crafting sentences that will leave your friends, family, and enemies bewildered.
Our patented phrase-building technology has been used to create everything from the Gettysburg Address to the script for "Shakespearette" (a film about a Shakespearean hamster in a space helmet).
Click here to learn more about our idiom-based phrases.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try this wordplay exercise and challenge yourself to create a sentence that's 99.9% likely to get you kicked off a social media platform.