Rope-a-Rocks: The Art of Physically Escaping

Welcome to the most challenging, most thrilling, most utterly exhausting rock climbing experience in the world! Our expert instructors will guide you through a series of physically demanding courses designed to test your mettle.

Don't worry, we have plenty of safety gear, including: a 100% chance of failure, a 100% chance of injury, and a 50% chance of existential dread.