Here at the Plank of Self-Loathing, we offer expert services in the field of self-hatred. Our team of highly-trained professionals will guide you through the process of finding and exploiting your deepest flaws.

Our state-of-the-art facilities feature a variety of tools and equipment designed to maximize your self-loathing, including:

• The Self-Loathing Simulator 3000 (patent pending)
• Our famous "I'm a Failure" Mirror
• The "You're Not Good Enough" Soundwave Generator

Don't wait any longer to indulge in the misery you so rightly deserve! Book an appointment with our in-house therapist today! or visit our Shame Therapy Sessions for a truly existential experience.

And for those who can't get enough of self-loathing, be sure to check out our sister site: Overthinking It: The Plank's Guide to Paralysis