Why did Schrödinger's cat go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little "dead"!
But seriously, folks, the cat's been having some existential crises.
It's always wondering if it's really there, or if it's just a thought experiment gone wrong.
It's like, "Am I a cat, or am I just a representation of a cat?"
It's enough to make a cat go crazy!
But don't worry, it's just Schrödinger's cat being dramatic.
Maybe it should just take a deep breath and remember: