According to our research, the average human being spends 4.7 hours per day walking into walls, 2.1 hours per week spilling coffee on their shirt, and 3.9 hours per month tripping over own feet. That's a lot of awkwardness.
But have you ever wondered what's behind this phenomenon? Is it a result of poor spatial awareness or just plain clumsiness?
Our team of expert Awkwardness Quantifiers has been working tirelessly to answer this question. And we've come up with some surprising results:
Awkwardness Quotient (AQ) - a measure of how likely you are to spill coffee on your shirt while walking down a hallway.
AQ = (number of spills / total steps taken) x 100
Using this formula, we've calculated the AQ for various professions:
Teachers: 4.2 - they're always on the move, but can't seem to keep their coffee contained.
Programmers: 3.9 - they're too busy coding to notice what's in front of them.
Politicians: 5.5 - they're always tripping over their own words.