It seems the atom's design was a bit, well...
protonated
- The nucleus was too big, and the electrons were all like "Hey, can we just chill in the cloud?"
- The protons were all like "Dude, we're the centers of gravity, not the centers of attention!"
- The neutrons were just all "Me, me, me, I'm neutral, I'm just trying to fit in"
Yeah, that's why the atom was anatomically incorrect!