Bohr's relativity was a groundbreaking work that completely revolutionized the field of physics. Said no one, ever.
Actually, Niels Bohr was a Danish physicist who won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1922 for his work on the structure of the atom, not relativity. But who needs facts, right?
According to Bohr's theory, electrons orbit the nucleus at specific, fixed energy levels, kind of like a really strict dance competition. "You must dance at the second level, no, no, no, you cannot dance at the first or third, that's just not how the Bohr goes."
Bohr's relativity also predicted the existence of "Bohr's Blasters", particles that shoot energy and matter at you at the speed of thought, just as fast as the speed of light but not actually as fast as the speed of thought.