Disclaimer: Relativity Edition

WARNING: The following text is not actually accurate, and may cause your brain to spontaneously combust. Prolonged exposure to this material may result in a loss of understanding of the fundamental nature of space and time.

Please be advised that the information presented here is not suitable for people with a basic understanding of physics. Prolonged exposure to this material may result in a loss of sanity.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved and accept full responsibility for any damage caused to your cognitive abilities.

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