Be wary, traveler, for in the realms of space-time, the fabric is fragile and prone to unraveling.
Here, causality is a distant memory, and the past, present, and future are in constant, cosmic turmoil.
Symptoms of Space-Time Curse
- Time dilation
- Gravitational waves
- Time loops
Consult our expert chrono-therapists for guidance on navigating the space-time curse.
Treatments and Cures
Don't worry, there's hope. Our team of brilliant, mad scientists are working on a cure for the space-time curse.
Try one of our:
- Chrono-Brew - A time-tested elixir
- Gravitational Grin - A smile for the space-time traveler